Wednesday, January 28, 2009

come on...she's not THAT fat

so, maybe Jessica Simpson has put on some weight.
but i wouldn't go as far as calling her "fat"!
maybe curvy.
with a little paunch (& big boobs).

but definitely not fat.

however, saying that...she really doesn't help herself by wearing outfits like this!


Images courtesy of www.skinnyvscurvy.com

being top heavy (relatively larger arms, boobs and belly) or an 'inverted triangle' type of body, one must be careful to balance the two (something that pear shapes must be wary of too!).

what she did wrong with this outfit.

we will start from the top
  1. big arms appears larger with sleevless tops (especially the ones that cuts at the underarm). a much better option would be something with flutter sleeves, which flatters AND disguises big arms. a longer (and loose-r) top will also help balance out a bigger upper body.
  2. belts are usually worn to create that hourglass effect. however, paired with high-waisted jeans, just shortens your torso while cutting your body at an odd level. wearing belts high up there will also make your boobs look out-of-proportionate large...and hence makes it seem as if you could just topple over.
  3. high-waisted jeans. as much as this looks good on some people...MOST people out there WON'T look good in it. so, as i am an advocate of 'try it to know it'...DO try them on. but, make sure you check yourself at ALL angles. :)
anyhow...i still say she is NOT FAT! she just needs a stylist...:p

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